kids now a days

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O…

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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!

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TEACHER : Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE : I is…
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right....... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher !
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what to do? they are so SMART!!!
so TEACHER, please be prepared... =p